It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter”
Do you not understand?
There is no “next Harry Potter”
YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED
Same as the Beatles.
I’m sorry but it doesn’t matter how popular a boy band gets or how much you hate the Beatles NO ONE WILL EVER BE COMPARABLE BECAUSE OF A WHOLE NUMBER OF FACTORS.or me
i’m unique
there’s no one like me in this universe
Oh my gosh I want this and I want to teach my kids about i and they will be the only kids in the neighborhood who know what this is.
See I don’t get that logic because like we have CDs but we all know what a record player is :/
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
Random memory okay so like 2 years ago I choose the Book Thief for summer reading and went into school at the beginning of the year like we always have to do and had a discussion about the book with the rest of the people who choose to read it and I remember telling the teacher, who actually…
Maybe she meant you googled the one you didn’t know cause you didn’t know and wanted to find out?
Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!
this is genius.
this is actually lifechanging
Al parecer Danielle Aldrich hace cosas adorables, aquí está otro proyecto de ella, llamado Stuck.
(Fuente: behance.net)
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
that kid is a hunter, beware
What
Season one of supernatural: We have to carefully inspect this substance to see if it is infact sulfur then we must find the proper exorcism to destroy this demon.
Season eight of supernatural: dude that's fucking sulfur you dumb shit look at it. Now this exorcism works for all demons you ass hat but lets just stab it anyways.
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
I just needed to reblog this again.
Because jfc, you don’t understand how important this scene is to me.
Or maybe you do!
Because it has Jack openly showing his affection and admiration for two people of different gender in the exact same way, making no difference at all, and neither do Rose nor the Doctor. Zilch. No hesitating, no flinching, no comic relief.
I wish it could be like this more often.
That scene up there is doing everything right, end of story. And while Jack’s sexuality is often made out to be something to smile at, it’s also shown as very natural and Nine was just cool with that, no reason not to be.
Acceptance: You’re doing it right.
remember when you weren’t obsessed with actors and fictional characters?
no
I don’t talk about that dark part of my life
